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June 4, 2012 3:04 pm
mischief always wins the war: deplaisant: God I feel so bad for Emily Deschanel. Imagine her being...

deplaisant:

God I feel so bad for Emily Deschanel. Imagine her being with Zooey at some event and she’s talking with a group of intellects and having a great time. All of a sudden Zooey walks up and says “Watchu guys talking about? I got these blue suede shoes at the thrift store the other…

3:02 pm
lykereally:

fun fact the opening scene of legally blonde is not actually reese witherspoon

lykereally:

fun fact the opening scene of legally blonde is not actually reese witherspoon

(via meghanrosette)

2:56 pm
twerkinterrorist:

wtf is  this kid in my class wearing?… They are too long to be shorts and too short to be pants.

twerkinterrorist:

wtf is this kid in my class wearing?… They are too long to be shorts and too short to be pants.

(via 87daysbefore)

June 3, 2012 11:36 pm

i hate how seniors make everything their last

toil-andtrouble:

“MY LAST TIME PEEING DURING HOMEROOM!!!!”

“MY LAST TIME SLEEPING DURING THEOLOGY!!!”

“MY LAST TIME WALKING DOWN STAIRCASE 5!!!!”

“MY LAST TIME EJRHGLKJDFHGKLSDFHGKJDFGD”

stop being morbid

you’ve been asking to get out of high school for how long?

(via 87daysbefore)

11:31 pm 6:06 pm

mechastreisand:

the year is 2017
children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters

(via firetotheworld)

6:06 pm
neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

(via firetotheworld)

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